Meet Jake V – a Legacy of Courage and Leadership.
Jake, the fifth Salty Dog, of the Salty Dog Cafe, is running for president! Hoping to be the furry face of the 2024 elections, Jake is throwing his collar into the presidential ring. He even has his own “Super Pac(k)” of loyal supporters, who would like you to join them in making a bold choice for the future.
His other campaign pledges are as follows:
- RAISE THE CAT TAX
- FREE THE SHELTERS
- A BONE IN EVERY POT
- NO COLD WATER BATHS
- OUTLAW SHOCK COLLARS
- FUND THE BORDER COLLIES
- SILENCE VACUUM CLEANERS
Jake V is a popular and well-respected figure in his community, known for his honesty, integrity, and strong leadership skills.
Jake V, the great-great-grandson of a legendary maritime hero. Sources tell us that Jake was born and raised in a small coastal town where he learned the value of hard work and perseverance from his parents. His paw-ther was a fisherman and his mother was a dog-tor. From a young pup, Jake showed great potential as a leader. As Jake grew older, he became more involved in his community, becoming the face of the legendary Salty Dog Cafe.
Jake’s first “Jake fur President – Mid-Summer Caucus” took place on July 12 and was reported to be a howling good time. His campaign message of “Spreading Love, Loyalty & Licks to the nation and beyond!” was seen on numerous red, white and blue posters and signs. Jake met with constituents, showcasing his natural, black-lab instinct to bring people together. Looking quite fetching and well-groomed, Jake shook paws, and posed for photo ops with attendees. With his charismatic personality and genuine concern for the well-being of others, Jake ulti-mutt-ly won the hearts of all. It’s very paw-sible, if elected, he’ll complete his mission statement.
If you are fed up with DemoCATS vs. RePUPlicans, write in Jake for president 2024!
For a free printable coloring page or campaign poster, click HERE.
